Rick Perry Confuses Twitter App for Notes App Leading to Confusion and Revelations
Austin, TX - GOP Presidential candidate Rick Perry recently confused the Twitter application on his smart phone with the notes application effectively notifying millions of people of what was on his mind.
The kerfuffle began when Perry tweeted “Ask Wolf Blitzer for that bean salad recipe.” Followers responded with a mix of support and confusion but unfortunately Perry did not know how to check his @ replies. Wolf Blitzer saw the nominees tweet and graciously sent him a link to his recipe blog but the message also went unnoticed. Perry continued tweeting a mix of laundry list items and literally anything that was on his mind.
Shortly after the first tweet Perry sent a message, obviously a reminder note for himself, saying ” Tivo ‘Wings’ marathon on USA at 9.” Followers responded enthusiastically with their favorite “Wings” moments and characters, with Roy Biggens topping the list.
Several notes continued such as “Mexicans = no,” “pick up Just For Men #43,” “Dept of Energy, Dept of Energy, Dept of Energy,” and one note which simply, cryptically read “Twin unicycle.”
Perry aides realized the error and notified the Governor of his mistake within the hour. Unfortunately not before one final tweet was sent which read “Nader/Perry? Call Nader. If Nader’s dead ask Bachman.”